We’re now into a new year, just in case you’ve not noticed. 2016, by the way.
So what would I like to see this year?
Well, to begin with, that stick figure Bill guy – I want to see him broken up and tossed on a fire somewhere.
I was told a couple of days ago that he was so last week but the little bastard is still around exhorting me to be more like him.
No – now sod off!
While we’re on this tack, there are a few other things I’d like to see less of in 2016.
In no particular order they are:
Donald Trump.
Reality TV.
Made in Chelsea. (Or Made Up In Chelsea).
Donald Trump’s hair.
Books that sell more than mine.
Health stories on breakfast TV.
Obesity stories on breakfast TV.
Breakfast TV.
Donald Trump and Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin.
Books that sell less than mine (leave the shelf space for mine, thanks)
George Osborne.
Aidan Turner’s upper torso (it’s giving me a complex)
Any male upper torso that isn’t pasty and weedy
I’m sure there are lots – LOTS – more, because I can make Victor Meldrew look like Pollyanna, but I think that’s enough to be getting on with.
