Assault n Battery vs Assault n Sauce – the Rematch

Crime writers from the East Coast of Scotland face off against counterparts from the West in a no-holds-barred funfest of a game show hosted by bestselling author Craig Robertson, assisted by his stunt double, bestselling author Michael J. Malone. Representing the local coast will be bestselling authors Doug Johnstone, Neil Broadfoot and TF Muir. The visitors wlll be led by bestselling author Caro Ramsay, bestselling author Matt Bendoris and – well – me (Douglas Skelton). And did I mention there will be bestselling authors present? The westerners tasted victory in the first match, will the east coasters emerge the winners on their home turf? ? Word has it that the fix is in but I can reveal this is completely untrue because Craig Robertson is holding out for a larger bribe.

Free entry but please call the store to book a place on  0131 225 3436