That’s Bloody Scotland 2017 over, never to be seen again.
Except in photographs.
It was another record-breaker, with ticket sales 30% up on last year. The Festival just grows and grows!
I was busy this year.
A slew (a slewth?) of crime writers and guests at the grand reception. See if you can spot me – or, in other words, Where’s the Wally? Picture courtesy of Bloody Scotland
I attended the reception in Stirling Castle (in the Royal Apartments, don’t you know?) before heading into the Great Hall to watch Denise Mina pick up her McIlvanney Award for ‘The Long Drop’ and then tried not to set anyone ablaze during the torchlight parade.
Ian Rankin, Val McDermid and Denise Mina set out to find Boris Karloff. Picture courtesy of Bloody Scotland
I chaired one panel – From Cops to Robbers – and formed one quarter of the Four Blokes in Search of a Plot.
Neil Broadfoot, Gordon Brown and Mark Leggatt handle the chat while I don the Tea Cosy of Inspiration to kick off the story. Picture courtesy of Lucy Cameron
Neil Broadfoot sports the Tea Cosy of Inspiration, Picture courtesy of Bloody Scotland
I dread to think what MarK Leggatt was claiming was this big. Picture courtesy of Bloody Scotland
We were a bit worried about this one because we didn’t know it would work. Neil Broadfoot, Gordon Brown, Mark Leggatt and myself, with initial prompts from the audience, taking turns to write a crime story live – well, almost live. It was the Sunday after a Bloody Scotland Saturday night, after all.
In the end it worked. The audience seemed to enjoy it and its success was put down to the influence of the Tea Cosy of Inspiration that we wore when writing our 50–70 words.
I also took part in Alanna Knight’s play ‘The Case of the Vanishing Vagrant’. I played Inspector Faro, with a top–notch cast comprised of Hollywood star Harley Jane Kozak (who really showed us how it was done), Marsali Taylor, Gordon Brown and Abir Mukherjee. Every single one of them sparkled. I kind of flickered.
Taking a bow: from left, some eejit, Abir Mukherjee, Marsali Taylor, Harley Jane Kozak and Gordon Brown. Alanna Knight is far left, wondering how she gets herself involved in this. Picture courtesy of Laura Jones
Gordon Brown and I in (almost) full swing. Picture courtesy of Debbie Pitt.
Abir, Marsali and Harley on stage, while Gordon and I try to keep out of their way. Picture courtesy of Linda Wright
I was also volunteered at the last minute to MC the football match between Scotland and England. Ironic, given I know nothing about football. Thankfully, I wasn’t expected to do a running commentary, merely read out the team lines prepared by Craig Robertson then deal with the raffle at the end and the trophy presentation. Scotland won 6–3! Captain Ian Rankin was suitably delighted, as was the 150-strong crowd. Well, the Scots among them anyway.
I was completely impartial as it was immaterial to me who won. As long as it was Scotland.
The two teams were the best of friends even though Scotland gave England a severe spanking. Picture courtesy of Bloody Scotland
Earlier that day I was waterboy for Gordon Brown and Neil Broadfoot who were painting the pitch. I thought they were always green.
So, another successful year for Scotland’s top crime writing festival.
The committee members, staff and volunteers all deserve a massive round of applause for their Stirling efforts (see what I did there?)
I wonder what they’re going to come up with next year?